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               Snooki's               latest               book               entitled               "Gorilla               Beach"               goes               on               sale               on               May               15,               and               it's               not               a               reimagining               of               "Planet               of               the               Apes."               Instead               it's               another               raunchy               read               about               life               on               the               Jersey               Shore,               and               of               course               the               Princess               of               Poughkeepsie               looked               to               her               own               x-rated               experiences               for               inspiration.

However,               she's               going               to               have               a               hard               time               competing               with               the               popularity               of               E.L.

James'               book               "Fifty               Shades               of               Grey."
               Snooks               has               tried               her               best               to               provide               readers               with               a               sexy               escape               in               "Gorilla               Beach"               --               the               first               chapter               of               the               novel               is               entitled               "Like               a               Slutty               Virgin,"               and               it               includes               a               nip               slip,               a               visit               to               a               "sexcessories               boutique,"               and               a               reference               to               a               firefighter               whose               nickname               is               "the               Hose."
               The               release               of               the               first               chapter               of               her               book               on               Hollywood               Life               came               shortly               after               an               episode               of               SNL               that               spoofed               "Fifty               Shades               of               Grey"               by               showing               moms               enjoying               the               book               just               a               touch               too               much               on               Mother's               Day.

Kristin               Wiig               also               poked               fun               at               "Tanning               Mom"               Patricia               Krentcil               on               SNL               by               playing               her               in               a               skit               and               joking               about               how               "plenty               of               men               in               New               Jersey               who               would               love               to               snap               into               this               Slim               Jim."               Hopefully               Snooks               was               watching,               because               that               episode               should               have               given               her               a               brilliant               idea               -               she               could               capitalize               on               the               success               of               "Fifty               Shades               of               Grey"               by               combining               it               with               her               love               of               being               tan               to               create               "Fifty               Shades               of               Orange."
               The               book               could               be               about               a               Jersey               girl               named               Snoopy,               which               is               what               the               Tanning               Mom               called               Snooks               while               trying               to               insult               her               (it's               actually               a               pretty               good               accidental               dig               since               Snoopy               is               a               shade               of               white               that               the               "Jersey               Shore"               star               would               never               allow               herself               to               be).

The               too-pale               college               dropout               character               would               get               whisked               away               to               a               swanky               Seaside               Heights               beach               house               by               a               tanning               salon               tycoon               named               Armani               Orange               with               a               really               kinky               side               -               he               and               Snooks               would               find               ways               to               incorporate               plastic               cups,               hair               gel,               pickles,               Jell-O               shots,               meatballs,               sausage,               pickles,               a               duck               phone,               a               rabbit               costume,               a               hot               tub,               a               tanning               bed,               and               other               items               in               the               house               into               their               smooshing,               all               while               Armani               molds               his               sex               slave               into               the               perfect               garishly               orange               guidette.

Instead               of               a               photograph               of               a               gray               silk               tie               on               the               cover               of               the               book,               Snooks               could               feature               a               leopard               print               banana               hammock.
               The               pint-sized               reality               show               star               is               already               kind               of               going               in               a               kinky               direction               with               "Gorilla               Beach"               -               her               character               buys               furry               pink               handcuffs,               a               whip,               and               penis               pops               at               a               sex               shop.

So               she               might               actually               be               able               to               pull               off               getting               really               racy               with               "Fifty               Shades               of               Orange."
               "Fifty               Shades               of               Grey"               author               E.L.

James               was               inspired               by               "Twilight"               to               write               her               BDSM               book,               so               who               better               to               cast               in               "Fifty               Shades               of               Orange"               than               Robert               Pattinson               and               Kristen               Stewart?

It               would               be               hilarious               to               see               them               trade               their               pale,               porcelain               skin               for               orange               hides,               and               of               course               Rob               would               have               to               buff               up               like               Taylor               Lautner               while               Kristen               would               be               forced               to               trade               her               grungy               style               for               tight               and               tacky               leopard               print               dresses,               pushup               bras,               fake               eyelashes,               and               sky-high               heels.
               So               what               do               you               think               -               could               Nicole               Polizzi               be               the               next               big               erotica               writer?







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